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"I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I like to think I AM kind and compassionate...There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!!

I like to think I AM kind and compassionate.There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!

My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk s**t about you. Move along, please.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.

Yeah I know...but I couldn't help myself. To truthful to pass up. smh...  Just let it sink in. :-)

Ecard: You are going to be fine, you come from a strong line of lunatics.

this would be me...absolutely... It's like a sickness. Every time I load the dishwasher it's kind of a challenge of how many I can fit and get clean this time! Lol

Dishwasher OCD, yup I am guilty

We really are made for each other cause no one else will deal with our shit

We really are made for eachother

I'm sorry, putting up with your shit isn't on my To Do list today. I am predicting it will not be tomorrow either.

I wish I didn't have to put up with peoples BS lol

I+don't+fart,+I+whisper+in+my+panties+.+.+.+but+sometimes+it's+a+scream.

I don't fart, I whisper in my panties . but sometimes it's a scream. I laughed so hard.

Unfortunately know too many ppl like this.

Mainly those who invent imaginary family trees on Ancestry.com & FamilySearch & such.  SURE your ancestor (who is actually a combination of your ancestor, my ancestor, & 3 other men of the same name) fathered 37 kids by 3 wives on 2 continents, 7 after he died & 2 before he was born!

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

Lmao @Weezer Watkins Walck

Funny Confession Ecard: Some people should be very thankful that I can control the crazy. Very thankful!

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Bests pregnancy pics ever! I love this idea hahah so funny

This is what I tell my children when they want me to settle some ridiculous argument they are having

Cup of care is empty - funny ecard

yup, so true Knox :)

I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.

ecards: I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.

I am in love with this! Laughing hysterically!!!

Shaming dogs.

Funny pictures about Shaming dogs. Oh, and cool pics about Shaming dogs. Also, Shaming dogs.

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