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Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps, or taking off glitter nail polish.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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The 11 Worst Things About Painting Your Nails

Just took off glitter polish.sooo true -_- glitter nail polish is the worst

Haha haha!

its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

Sad but true!

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

Scream | Funny Pictures!

shark or seaweed, same thing.love, love, love the beach and looking at the ocean.being in the ocean, not so much!

Hold tight to your memories

"Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog. Always remember the joy-filled days!

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

I finished eating my cookies before I finished drinking my milk, so clearly I need some more cookies.

In this pin you find my husband's thoughts on life. "And if you run out of milk while still eating a cookie, you clearly need some more milk." -quote from my husband

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

HAHAHAH so gross!!

I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

So glad he hates you now as much as I do MANdy Dennis Smith of Buchanan Va! Quit fucking other women's husbands....go home to yours, remember him...Richard Brian Smith?! What does he think of you screwing married men?! Hope he finds out!!

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

Oh my, so many "friends" I have that do this =) What a shame, they don't know what they are missing!

This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing...I saw this on Pinterest. [sew what? via Craft Forest]

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

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