You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

Replace sweat pants with stretch marks and this is so me! (my belly will never be seen in a bikini again no matter how toned it is)

Replace sweat pants with stretch marks and this is so me! (my belly will never be seen in a bikini again no matter how toned it is)

I'm more possessive of my friends than I am of my husband. Probably because I *know* he is mine.

I'm more possessive of my friends than I am of my husband. Probably because I *know* he is mine.

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