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Funny Confession Ecard: When someone yells, 'shotgun!', I yell 'Rosa Parks' and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

Oh, it's HOT outside? Without your daily pictures of the temperature gauge inside you car, nobody would have EVER figured that out!!

from 9GAG

This guy for president

Hilarious

Funny Flirting Ecard: 'Put your clothes back on Channing Tatum', said no one ever.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Ladies...all this talk about Magic Mike and 50 Shades of Grey has distracted us from what is really important... ...Adam Levine.

Ok, I have wondered this for years...not only where the hell are they but why hasn't DHS stepped in yet???