Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.
Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.
I need to profess my desire to punch you in the face.
Pretty, Funny Stuff, Ale, Skinny, Funny Things, Ha Ha, Beer, Ale Beer, Thin Skinny
A Mother suggests her son to tell the Bully he left the lunch money on her dresser.
I saw you have a beard and tattoos.
I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.
Oh, my sides hurt.
Drop it like its hot
Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.
Not that being married or having Children is a bad thing it is pretty awesome as well but just for those moments when I get that look ohhh your single . Hahah working and going to college is awesome too :)
I hope your birthday is as fabulous as you are.
Funny Farewell Ecard: Someday my headstone will read: & you& reading this, you& standing on my boobs.
7 Reasons Yoga Pants Are A Mommy Must
Unless Wii Fit yoga counts.
Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a