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Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

Been there!!! Smh complete fml moment!

Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

Once in a while, okay. I understand you're happy. But everyday? Come on! SO annoying. No one cares about you cuddling lol. Don't even get me started on girls saying I love you after a month or two of dating and thinking they're going to get married...

I need to profess my desire to punch you in the face.

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Ha! Probably a good thing I don't have children because I would probably tell them to smart this off. Lol;)

A Mother suggests her son to tell the Bully he left the lunch money on her dresser.

"I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off."

I saw you have a beard and tattoos.

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

Social Media humor.

Oh, my sides hurt.

Squatting like it's wam XD

Drop it like its hot

Your Heart is an idiot.

Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

Everyone is having babies or getting married

Not that being married or having Children is a bad thing it is pretty awesome as well but just for those moments when I get that look ohhh your single . Hahah working and going to college is awesome too :)

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I hope your birthday is as fabulous as you are.

too bad I'm going up in flames.........

Funny Farewell Ecard: Someday my headstone will read: & you& reading this, you& standing on my boobs.

It doesn’t surprise me anymore when someone says they only wear yoga pants; it surprises me when someone wears something other than yoga pants. I mean, WHY? 1. They are universally appropriate…

7 Reasons Yoga Pants Are A Mommy Must

Unless Wii Fit yoga counts.

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar.

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

Rude. The people that did this are obviously not in college.. Let me teach you proper use of punctuation, and grammar. With my non white, financial aid, dead beat education.

Funny College Ecard: Another year of no Financial Aid. Thats what you get when your white, parents are still married, and your dad actually .

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