I know this gonna make me seem like one of those "three kinds of people" posts on Tumblr but this would be the PERFECT murder weapon, as long as you use it while it's still hard & sharp & you're in an area without witnesses or cameras. Stab someone & run. When it melts, they won't figure out the weapon & obviously no fingerprints & it's untraceable.
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The longer I looked and the more I re-read the comment, the harder I laughed....
Math humor! I laughed so hard!! Gonna put this on my next Alg II test!!!!
If it means anything I have a huge icicle in my freezer just cause....
And the first thing I noticed was The Attack on Tin\tians poster....
Idk why this is so funny, but I'm crying from laughing so much
I giggled a little too much at this.
I laughed so hard.
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I laughed so hard. In Brazil they have chocolate Easter eggs bigger than your head. They have one that is a 1 KG of chocolate....I need get one
That's funny. But he says "fourth consecutive year in a row" a bit redundant wouldn't you say? It should be either "fourth consecutive year" or "fourth year in a row" but not both.
I laughed so hard. I'm still laughing. Haha I'll be laughing at this tomorrow when I remember it randomly hahaha
Sorry about the swear word. I just couldn't stop laughing at this
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This is the best thing ever
This guy... Is awesome
Not those lil bitches
Why is this funny?
I am actually dying right now.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LAUGHING SO HARD! Eugene, the hair stylist! OMG!
Fabulous, darling. Eugene is secretly a hair stylist, obviously.
"Fabulous, darling!" I thought this too when I saw the movie
Fabulous, darling. Flynn Rider - professional hairdresser.
Flynn Rider = professional hairdresser.
Fabulous, darling. Laughing so hard!!
Why is this so funny?? xD
I seriously can't stop laughing, im laughing so hard I'm crying!!!
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I seriously can't stop laughing, im laughing so hard I'm crying!!! -ENWAAAAAAAND! IGGGGGGGY! YOUR EYEBROW IS EVEN MORE FAMOUS!
im laughing so hard I'm crying!!! To me it looks like a wormpaca a cross between an alpaca and a worm. @Mercedes Cabrera
I seriously can't stop laughing, im laughing so hard I'm crying!!! <<< England's eyebrows I assume?
Jeffry's lama. seriously can't stop laughing, im laughing so hard I'm crying!!!
im laughing so hard I'm crying!!! Alpaca earthworm @Isabella Artale wood
im laughing so hard I'm crying!!! ITS AN ALPACA
its a new bread of seal eyebrows
Love funny animal pics!
What a nightmare, but this sounds like it would happen to me. You know when there's a sale they can't resist..man
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Pinning for the fact that I truly laughed so hard I almost spit my tea all over my computer.
Gosh diddly darnit mom<----- I've already pinned this but the previous pinner won my repin
'We are Asian goddammit'
Hahaha funny tumblr post
Gosh diddly darnit mom
I'm laughing so hard
I apologize PROFUSELY for the language, but... seriously, I just laughed years of my life away over this.
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I don't think it's a very accurate description of a period but the story is funny
Best description of a period ever — I laughed so, so hard. Very funny
horrifyingly accurate description of a period. i just died. so funny.
Best description of a period ever. Ahhh this made me giggle!
I don't usually post stuff like this, but this is funny!
Period humor that is actually pretty funny ..
perfect funny things
Truth is funny
I'm dying I seriously showed this to everyone I know and still can't stop laughing
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It's 19 times better with the gif, read through the whole thing and think of the huge intake of air before you click it, perfect timing!
It's 1,000 times better because I'm listening to the song and I heard those lyrics right as I saw this
It's 19 times better with the gif, pretty sure Ive already pinned this but it gets me every time!
It's 1,000 times better with the gif!!! hahaha..XD!!!!! Lol I love this song too!!!
It's 1,000 times better with the gif! <<< Oh good gosh I can't stop laughing.
It's 19 times better with the gif. <== bahahaha I'm laughing so hard!!!
Love this song. It's 1,000 times better with the gif!!! hahaha..XD
It's 19 times better with the gif XD imagine dragons
Hahah this is soo funny Can't stop laughing
Be The Ball
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louisharrystylinson: “ louisharrystylinson: “ I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER ” see the ball feel the ball be the ball ”
i can't kick a ball to save my life, but i sure get kicks out of soccer humor, so close enough, right? XD
That's great and all but the only thing I can hear is, "Hey, hey Alex!! Do I look like a pea?" "NOT NOW DEREK!!" @Marianne Glass Tone Silveira Correa
THIS ISN'T FUNNY WHY AM I LAUGHING <-- This is completely funny! Y would you say that?! XD
See the ball, feel the ball, be the ball. hahaha! I laughed way to hard at this :D
I've been laughing at this for too long. Lol, funny, tumblr humor
This has nothing to do with hockey but its pretty damn funny!
I cannot stop giggling at this!!!
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The creative writing class at my school is writing children's books. This is a list the teacher made of books not to write. - Ermahgr this is so funny I just peed my pants
OMG, so funny I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. The best part is, others have probably written these so the teacher had to put them on the list.
I have never laughed so hard in my life. This is a list a creative writing teacher made of children's books not to write for their project.
OMG, so funny I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. There's definitely been some creative writing in that class.
Funny! @Emily Bartschi I could so see Williams' teacher having to give him this kind of list
OMG, so funny I'm laughing so hard I'm crying>>>>#3 and #21 oh my goodness:)
OMG, so funny I'm laughing so hard I'm crying Pop! goes the hamster!!!
Children's books not to write...I can't stop giggling!
Something My Mom Would Say...
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haha. I never left my room either. But i did always get in trouble for stuff my brother and sister did. oldest child problems.
When parents know their introverted kids. // I had to sit in the living room when I got in trouble :/
More like, If your sister was ever in trouble I take away her books and send her to your room with you.
Goodness, this would be something my mom would do. My sister never leaves her room unless she has to eat or go to the bathroom....
xD funny... but that has literally happened to me. My mom actually locked me out of my own room as a punishment...I had never felt so empty and sad in my entire life than at that moment I was push out of my room. Mine is a sad existence.....
Something My Mom Would Say... - Read it to my sister and laughed saying it was me.
Funny but this is honestly what my mom would do.. I'm always in my room aha
the sad thing is this is my life
Marky Mark Twain – Buy Me Brunch
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Wahlberg meets Twain. I present: Marky Mark Twain. omg there's a hilarious web series called Housewives of South Boston and there's a guy called Marky Mark. I LOVE IT
Wahlberg meets Twain. I present: Marky Mark Twain. I don't know why I find this so funny, but I just legit snort-laughed.
Marky Mark Twain// Oh. My. Goodness. Marky Mark was a little before my time, but I am so glad my "older" friends once shared a video of him with me, just so I could laugh when I found this.
Wahlberg meets Twain. I present: Marky Mark Twain. I found this insanely funny for some reason
Marky Mark Twain - pinned because I know you'll laugh as hard as I did at this
Wahlberg meets Twain. I present: Marky Mark Twain. I just laughed too hard.
Wahlberg meets Twain. I present: Marky Mark Twain. WTH is this so funny???
Marky Mark Twain poster BA HA HA!!! I need this!!
This makes me giggle every time :D
This is hilarious :) I can't stop laughing
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Someone at American Eagle has an amazing sense of humor.
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!
I can't stop laughing someone send help
This made me giggle uncontrollably
I laughed so hard at this, omg
omg cant breathe so funny
Can't stop laughing!
I LAUGHED SO HARD
I laughed so hard.
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Why is this so funny?! Laughing so hard right now!-- Screeching like an angry pterodactyl… I'm dying!!!!!
Screeching like an angry pterodactyl… (I died laughing, snorting because I'm trying to keep quiet....)
Screeching like an angry pterodactyl… This is one of the funniest things I've read today. Can't stop laughing!!!
I'm dying laughing because I did this the other day. I accidentally ran a red light and I panicked so I just screamed the whole time... (-Marilyn)
I almost killed myself laughing so hard, imagining how someone would look running a red light screeching 'like an angry pterodactyl'
This made me laugh so hard! I'd probably do the same exact thing if I ran a red light! Lolololol
Laughs - This one time I ran a red light on mistake and I did;t notice it was red until it was too late so i just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time. A cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said: "Ok, so I know you ran a red light and thats really bad and you should never do it again but I'm not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest things I've ever..."
Laughing so hard I can barely even pin this! I don't even know why it's so funny!
Screeching like an angry pterodactyl… Forget Giggles!!! I need O2 STAT!!!
i seriously cant stop laughing. peeps on tumblr, i wish i could buy you all a drink. the last one about popcorn literally made me guffaw.
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i seriously can't stop laughing. peeps on tumblr, i wish i could buy you all a drink. the last one about popcorn literally made me guffaw.<<<<<These were all so funny!!! The last comment on the last one had me laughing so hard, I think I broke for a minute there...
the best tumblr posts i have ever read. I love the one about the overflowing toilette. It is like the best, but most truest thing I have ever read!
i seriously can't stop laughing. peeps on tumblr, i wish i could buy you all a drink. The one about the girl accidentally saying she was a lesbian made me cry. Lady, I feel for you. This whole thing is might be the death of me. 😂
I have tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard! Warning! Do not read if your family is asleep and you are trying to be quiet. And I know there are some rude ones but the others were so funny, I couldn't not.
Was laying down while reading... the first one I was already laughing a couple more down I thought I was gonna pee, then I laughed so hard I choked on my own spit and had to sit up I was laughing so hard! Decided to read the rest sitting up still can't stop laughing lol
Sorry for some of the dirty ones but some of them are so funny! Very few things on the internet actually make me laugh out loud, but this is one! :D
Tumblr funnies. OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! <<< AT THE END OF THIS I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD. IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE. NOW THEYRE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD.
Tumblr posts never fail to make me giggle like a maniac in public places!
Tumblr funnies. OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
I laughed, hard.
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Mug cake escaping. I laughed way too hard at this!...probably because I'm sitting in school training...day 3
Mug cake escaping...hahaha. This is so funny. We made these at school once and they just tried to blow up everywhere but not run away!
I laughed, hard. Especially because I've tried mug cake recipes from Pinterest (luckily not with the same result).
Mug cake escaping. I dont why I cant stop laughing at this.
i cant stop laughing. IT JUMPED OUT OF THE CUP
why is this so funny? i cant stop laughing
This made me giggle, why is this so funny?
Mug cake, 5th attempt
Mug cake fail
I am laughing so hard.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha XD Laughing at your own jokes is the greatest thing ever
I made me laugh #PictureQuote by @Barney Stinson #Funny #HowIMetYourMother #Laugh #TVShow #BarneyStinson If you like it ♥Share it♥ with your friends. View more #quotes @ http://quotes-lover.com/
laughing more than I should...loudly...still giggling...CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING!! Love HIMYM!
I am so funny ;) #laugh #smile #barney #quote #howimetyourmother
how i met your mother #humor #funny #BarneyStinson #tv #laugh
I made me laugh! Barney Stinson. How I met your mother.....
How I Met Your Mother Barney quotes I made me laugh
#himym #Barney #laugh
This made me giggle.
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Not true for me, but still very funny. I guess that it would be my way of fixing it if I didn't have God...
Lol nothing has ever been so accurate..not sure weather to put this in funnies, or truths? XD
A little too accurate… I am laughing so hard. Why? because THIS IS MY LIFE.
A true to life picture of me trying to get my life together. ;)
A little too accurate… #funny #hilarious #lol #humor
The funny is overshadowed by the crushing truth
First I laughed, then I cried. My. Life.
Funny and so true
So gonna do this one day