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Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

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FAT Truth #5

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

Mix and Match Family: Fifty Two Shades of Shay: Get Dressed Every Day...with Pin-spired!

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

Omg I hateee to run!

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I'll be happy to return your call as soon as I ignore your email.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm sorry to hear about your abdominal pain. If you could put down the Mtn Dew and wipe the Cheeto dust off your fingers, I'll jump right on your emergency.

From Kristin!

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

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