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The guy is a pretty big party animal you know; he turns water into wine

A State Trooper stopped a 95 year old woman on Interstate 75, and noticed as he was checking her drivers license, that she had a concealed carry permit. He said got any guns with you ma'am? She said yes, a 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console and a 38 special in my purse. The trooper said LADY what are you scared of. She said.... NOT A DAMN THING!

Sure, we Yanks don't know much about Queens or royals or jubilees or crisps, lorries, extra letter "U"s, or rhyme slang. But we do know . View Silly Pictures of the Queen" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor

Most definitely intentional

Most definitely intentional


To the window To the wall To the sweat drop down my balls To all these bitches crawl To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

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I hope he means "money" for karate lessons. not dollar karate lessons" now is definitely not the time to cut costs

Lol id like to think so at least XD

Smart Girl Meme--pretty true, except for the pink thing. I'm more the Hermonie type

hahaha when someone cuts u off period. Lmbo

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective : Casey we need to watch this my dad got it for my brothers and me.its hilarious.