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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Oh wait. It doesn't bring all the boys to the yard?

É melhor ser tarde, do que chegar feio ;)

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Beauty/Fashion Quote: It's better to be late, than arrive ugly! But really, we should try to find balance in both time and beauty

Mondays, when the hot water runs out, people that put back the empty milk carton in the fridge and those no internet zones. #IHateYou #Quote #Balloon #Inspiration #Innovation #Dark #OPSH

Interaction we like / Balloon / Black / Jerk Balloons / Rubber / 5 varying degrees of jerkiness / nice birthday Present?

Minha cara...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

I'm going to bed

I'm going to bed - wife vs. husband to-do list and story to go with it from Your Modern Family.

I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones that find the dead bodies. I'm no detective. just sayin ~ Joke All You Can

just 3?

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

I do this more often than I really should.  with texts and emails. people should read my mind!

Texting funny humor Mentally responding to a text and then forgetting to respond to it. I do it all the time!

Words.

Words.

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

yep...

Yep I have mastered this. As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

It's cold outside, I better straighten up! LOL

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

dont feel like folding funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor cleaning

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

I don't have a problem with morons. I have a problem with the fact that they have an internet connection.

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

I am who i am. I'm weird. I'm lame, i run into things, i spill food, i trip, i scream annoy random and stupid stuff.

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