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To my son
I am your mother
I am your sister. I am your family.
Love my babies to the moon and back, infinity and beyond, forever and ever
To my daughters:
If you wanted to start a fight, this is one way to do so. Also, by calling the new woman "well endowed all over". I just assume she was jealous since she was using my MIL's old practice boobs that she was trying out before an implant job. If you have to criticize my natural curves while using false ones, perhaps you should just keep your mouth shut about them!
Probably one of the more funnier cards I've read in a while.
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True story bro
ahahahha :) ain't that the truth
BAHAHA.. this is hilarious.. #exboyfriends
Shit this is mean.. but i can't help it! Its so funny!
This one doesn’t really need any explanation. When all else fails ask yourself what Elsa would do.
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Let it go. #Frozen #quote
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hahahahaha dying right now...
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Bahaha so bad but so funny
hahahahaha, oh my god, can't stop laughing!!
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Well said.. Hahahahahahahaha
Makes sense to me AND I think this transcends birth control......
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I thought I had found him. We dated for four years and today I realized that he does nothing to pursue me. He believes commuting to see me is a waste of time or vice versa. He believes he's putting in effort, but it feels unbalanced. I've learned that in a relationship every second in advancing the relationship is worth it and if I keep pushing and he keeps tugging then it's time for me to walk away. I'm worth it.
The struggle is real!!
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:-) so true! Day drinking for the win!!
Oh summer time! Will we ever meet again?
love to day drink on sunny days
Oh summertime! 🌞🍹🍻
this is so accurate
:-) so true! Story of my life
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Amen!!! ... sometimes I wish he'd remember this more...
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This is true!
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Sorry I'm not perfect. But I'm not a fake either
Hahaha here comes reality!!!! Im not fake, people just might act like u are fake because they think that they are cooler than u
i can't keep my mouth shut fast enough to be fake or a liar....if you know me, you know this is true; i'm an open book.....
Your whole life is fake and honestly I really liked the real you loved the real you HATE the FAKE you!
If I'm not what you wanted than why bother be my friend? I have had so many fake friends in the past who have used me. I'm not going to let the same mistakes happen again.
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So true. It's the little things in life!
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so true cause my life is far from together!! haha
Like in movies, when the girls conveniently have matching underwear on for the "random" skinny dipping scene... not real life
True story. I so rarely feel like I have my life together so every little bit helps!
Oh funny stuff!
Unfortunately...this is true!!
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so sad. so true. Story of my life!
I do many things well, none of which generate income. #ecards Hey look. It's my life.
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so true... can you make money for dancing with your vacuum?!
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Makes me feel better :)
I cant wait
Sorry of my life!
AMEN! I just really like this quote!!!
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I need to remember this when it comes to relationships
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I need to be patient in life
be strong enough to let go and wise enough to wait for what you deserve These words almost make me cry…how much emotional damage is done by trying to force a relationship that doesn't work or be in a job that doesn't suit you and so on and so on? If only we could all live by these words, the world would be a better place!
I need to remember this.
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Wise words of wiz khalifa.. so true
Haha! So true, I need to remember this one!
wish I had this as a daily reminder
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don't worry! I need to remember this
life #WizKhalifa #Wiz "Don't Worry Be Happy" -it's just rain wear a hood share umbrella or arch of kindness to share for someone who doesn't have one who would like to use one who didn't have one atm. Sharing is caring with almost everything! Under My Umbrella
One of the hardest lessons in life to learn! No matter how liberating it might be, it is more so to be the bigger person in the long run.
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This is prolly my all time favorite quote. Self control, people!
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This is how I try to live my life.
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Queen of living halfway....
This is one of the biggest truths I live by!
Jesus didn't ask God for to give him an easier task. He willingly accepted God's plan for him. He knew that God would give him the strength and courage to make it through. God never abandoned Jesus and he will never abandon us,
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Jesus didn't ask God for to give him an easier task. He willingly accepted God's plan for him. He knew that God would give him the strength and courage to make it through. God never abandoned Jesus and he will never abandon us, Stay strong <3 You are loved.
Jesus didn't ask God for to give him an easier task. He willingly accepted God's plan for him. He knew that God would give him the strength and courage to make it through. God never abandoned Jesus and he will never abandon us. Be strong in the Lord
#quote - "Don't pray for life to be easy, but pray for yourself to be strong." Be sure to follow me, Alycia Cheatham for more inspirational quotes.
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truth. I think this is my husband's least favorite thing I say.. Bahaha
This e card just now made me aware of this fact...
Just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with, "I saw this thing on Pinterest..." #funny #ecard
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Total fact of my life!!
Great. My life is an ecard.
I love this.#quotes #followme
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Just because you’re mad… SO TRUE EVEN WHEN MY HUSBAND MAKES ME CRAZY
This really is my husband:) so sweet.
Just because you're mad at someone doesn't mean you stop loving them #love #quotes
Just because you’re mad… True story
#loveis <3 Love is caring for each other even when you're angry
Awwh! True love! I want that!
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Never trust someone that takes hours to text you back... But when you're with them, they always have their phone in their hands texting.
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Might be a silly ecard, but it really is good advice.
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Better advice has never been given.
Yessssss, hate people like this!
Haha so true
I pay attention to ALL of that and use that ammunition as soon as I can. If you're in the habit of ignoring texts, you better do it when I'm around, too, or I'll call you on it immediately.
Words to live by.
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Maybe this should be the life motto!! Liz Taylor
I often add, 'put your big girl pants on' to this quote. lol
Good advice from the iconic Elizabeth Taylor on how to pull yourself together and keep going #quote
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I'm getting philosophical with a nasty message, but what I'm going to say has quite a bit of merit. I love this because I tend to focus on the one person who doesn't like me, instead of the so many that do. That's what I take away from this e-card, that I have done so much good for so many others regardless of that one person who doesn't like me. I actually see this as uplifting :)
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Haha true for some people
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Autumn Love - So True!
...and football season! Autumn
Autumn- I love Fall weather the most!
i love fall... soo looking forward to it!
I love Fall!! & i cant wait for it!!!
Autumn- SO TRUE. I LOVE FALLS...the crisp air, the leaves, the smell of burning leaves, apple cider, fall clothes, fall air fall decorations..I JUST LOVE FALL!
fairs, chicken stews, oh, how i love fall time!!
Anyone who knows me knows me being quiet doesn't mean anything good