Sometimes, I really wish I could tell people this.

Daily thoughts. your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth


This is so true!


Why is that always the case?!?!?!


Bc when I promised I wouldn't tell , that doesn't include my best friend lol @Alysha Johnson

i'm not married, but i already fold his laundry and i dont get flowers or jewelry...

Yes, this is true! I hope I can run faster than you can.

This is exactly what I want to tell all the snowbirds driving around SWFL!!!!!


Yep, I'll be here

This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! Lmao!

Couldnt have said it better!

So true.

Yay found this one... Yes and yes;)

ain't that the truth. Also, the expression "bench press a Buick" cracked me up

100 Things 2 Do: What Word/s Will People Define You By?

Seriously though. That makes me even more mad.

Lmao so true.