Definitely get the ice cream

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

story of my life!

Yep.

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We had a good laugh.....and then I punched her in the face.

This is so me...

When you get my age, there is no bikini season! Baskin Robbins, Sonic and Dairy Queen are all I got left!

You have a sick, twisted mind. Do you want to be my friend? Haha

You don't know me

Um. Yeah.

Retail therapy

Would make so much money!!!

Lord grant me the serenity.....

this makes me feel much better about being a woman who wants a baby for about 30 seconds then remembers all the responsibility and headache and unselfishness that comes along with it!!

All the time. I should count how many times a day I actually say I'm gonna punch myself in the face

every day

or your girlfriend

Yeah!!