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I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here.  LOL

I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here. HAYS CLEANING an all purpose cleaning company,

i hate it when i plan my day and nobody follows the script

Stick to the script, People. Stick to the script!

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A Southern girl's summertime dilemma! So funny!- especially to work!

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.


You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair! Frieda, Peanuts #quote

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Girls with curly hair rock! Mine is straight but I love naturally curly hair on girls AND boys.


This was so me in school!My Dad would always ask me as a Kid and even now as a teacher if they didn't let me talk in school. Because I'd talk so much when I got home!

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

Moms -- what is it about a phone call that cues the kids to lose it? // Let's not bother mommy right now; she's on the phone," said no child ever.