I'll make you a sandwich when you make enough money to support me . . . -the Women.

If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.


Hmm sounds familiar

I have a condition that makes me eat when I cant sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.



Seriously! Lol

so true in my house!


so funny

OMG lol

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for going psycho on you the other day. I missed lunch. Instead say tea. Hang on the wall.


Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!

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Funny Breakup Ecard: I just wanted to thank you for dating noticeably uglier women ever since our overly dramatic high school relationship ended.

Lol!!! Taxes, ghetto family I support

Haha yup!