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If people could read my mind, Id get punched in the face a lot.

If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot. Seriously because some people are such idiots.

I can actually hear your words   being misspelled while you are   speaking to me.

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me.= a person at my work!

Venting

Bahahaha, oh so true.people should not post drama on fb, hence why I deleted mine.

Haha I've got the cat and dog! No mice thank goodness!  Lol

I had a cinderella party.lucky for me my parents set it up as a princess party.however, with this genius idea, if i have a daughter and she wants to have a cinderella party.

Everything Paleo!

I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out. ( I work out so mine is just eat healthy.

haha i feel more like a canadian dime. theyre special and rare (bc im a smart blonde) but they wont buy you much.

Funny Get Well Ecard: Sometimes you feel like a million bucks and sometimes you feel like a food stamp.

Story of my life.... hahah. Time should not be. Its sucks ass

Some like to call it fashionably late. I just like to call it late---yeah that's definitely what mine would be called

I'm really not snobby or antisocial. I just don't like half the people I meet. If I talk to you feel privileged.

I'm really not snobby or antisocial. I just don't like half the people I meet. If I talk to you feel privileged. Seriously people annoy me. And when I do this everyone thinks I hate them.

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I hate it when people get all worked up about cursing. Bitches better be glad my abuse is only verbal and not physical. #ecards

This is the truest pin for me. Thanks Creswell Creswell Myhre for finding it! So accurate for my feelings, damn

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