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I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine (stress quote, quotes about stress)

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

Funny Friendship Ecard: What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have.

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I just got some juice out of the fridge and I swear I heard the wine say.

I'd like a McWine please

You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Gone are the days of feeling guilty for drinking three bottles of wine on a random Tuesday.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Gone are the days of feeling guilty for drinking three bottles of wine on a random Tuesday.

I'm afraid if I give up wine, I'll have to replace it with murder.

It's a legit concern. My husband drives me to drink, if i didn't have wine. he'd most definitely be dead ;

They should put more wine in a bottle....

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