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I love Dexter!

Too bad Dexter is fiction, the system could use some justice, my life would have been better if I could have had him as a loyal friend ! Had some real mf in my family/boss/friend background!

ginger

Gingers

GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah.

Cuando no entiendas lo que alguien te está diciendo... (subjuntivo) - I´m not sure if this is the best advice for foreign language students, but it is sure to get a laugh. Perhaps it could be an opener for a discussion of things we can do when we don´t understand. Check out www.estudiafeliz.wordpress.com for other fun materials for Spanish teachers and students.

Cuando no entiendas lo que alguien te está diciendo… (subjuntivo)

Happy face baby photo with a caption: I have a surprise for you. It's poop. Are you tired of cleaning after your sweetie or you enjoy dong it?

Class in a glass

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

That moment the whole theater gasped and screamed, THAT DIDNT HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!

That awkward moment that you had a mini panic attack in the movie theatre. I yelled."This didn't happen in the book!

Easter Bunny  Santa Claus  Tooth Fairy

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just remind them -The Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, & Santa Claus !

How to completely freak out your kids...stop!  I can't.  Too funny! I see your elf on the shelf and raise you one traumatic memory.

31 of the Best "Elf On The Shelf" Ideas

How to completely freak out your kids… A human Elf On A Shelf. This would be fantastic if you could find a someone the kids had never seen before. Just wake up… And find a random person in an elf costume sitting on your mantle…hilarious.

admit it... you read it in his voice. :)

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FOR-EV-ER! The Sandlot! I always think of this, everytime I hear or say."For-ev-er"

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

Best pick-up line ever hahaha

5 Reasons Ryan Gosling Makes Us Swoon

Image from: Debbie Does Dallas and Marries the Man of Her Dreams: On Rom Coms & Porn by Malin James Ryan Gosling Hey Girl meme - boyfriend material

Boy Meets World

Boy Meets World / Yo Y El Mundo - moonlessheart

When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl .

I'm such a dork. and this totally just cracked me up at my desk.

Need an ark?

haha maybe! Even though I do like voicemails every once in a while

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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