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Amen

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger. A little sad truth!

HAHAHAHA...when will they learn

You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth. so true!

Well, I don't have the money for shopping soooo.... be really nice to me and you might live. ;)

So funny! I feel a spree coming on. It's either a shopping one, or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you.

Oh how I would love to say this

It's time to step up & take the blame. It is, YOUR FAULT! It's seriously funny that you think HE cheated on YOU.

I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

Ecard - I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away mor as an adult than I ever did as a child.

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman... There is a man not doing what he is supposed to!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman. There is a man not doing what he is supposed to! I believe that, but I feel sorry for the woman who have to do it!

and I don't even drink! LOL

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

Flowers say 'I'm sorry.' Louis Vuitton says 'I've learned my lesson.'

Flowers say "I'm sorry." Louis Vuitton says "I've learned my lesson." hahaha so true! I prefer Tiffanys or Coach though :)

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