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damn straight.

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness bitch, I will fuck you up.

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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. This is me most days.

Funny Apology Ecard: I do not spew profanities. I take my time and ennunciate them properly. After all, I'm a fucking lady.

I can't really say this is true as I DO tend to spew profanities, but I am still a lady. I just think it's funny.

Hahaha sone people can make me do this others I won't go to the level that they are on!!!

google: oswaldtwistle flies waste fire negligence… shhhhhhhh!!!!!! pass it on :o) ARTHUR MORGAN?

Don't underestimate me darling, I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds

I don't have to have a reason, bitch. She's my best friend and if she doesn't like you, that is reason enough!

Yeah, that's what best friend r for :) love that i can call my bestie, hate on a girl she's never met, and she'll do nothing but back me up

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based SOLELY on INAPPROPRIATE conversations that no sane person should have. // I pin it despite the ortographical errors --- they make my eyes hurt --- because this is so true about us.

You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit.

Funny Workplace Ecard: You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit.

xD Yeah, pretty much :3

if you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass

...the next time your curious...go fuck yourself. Shouldn't be too hard..you've fucked every guy you met..just like your mom hence why you dad walked out

"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

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