If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she calls you drunk, she is yours. If she turns off her cell, she never was. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she calls you drunk, she is yours. If she turns off her cell, she never was. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

I feel bad for kids now days that see a cool new toy on TV that they want, but have no way of getting, because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.

I feel bad for kids now days that see a cool new toy on TV that they want, but have no way of getting, because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away.

Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away.

That's weird, I did it and it told me I had arrived at my destination...

That's weird, I did it and it told me I had arrived at my destination...

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