June 14, 2012 | New Trends | by Zolton| In these economically trying times, it’s good to see that Mattel are getting realistic about the job prospects of their world famous cultural icon. Barbie, now working at Maccas! And yes, we do want fries with that. Minimum Wage, Wage Barbie, Study Hard, Giggles, Funny Stuff, Humor, Barbie Dolls, True Stories, Kid
It starts out funny but then, when you really start thinking about it, it's terrifying. Seriously. I'm out there in the dating world. All my first dates happen in VERY public places and I take pepper spray with me, fucking pepper spray, why is that necessary? Oh right because I don't dare trust that the man I'm going out with has been taught that sexual assault is wrong.
by Mariel Clayton; her reasoning: "Because I hate Barbie. I intensely dislike the stereotype that the 'ideal' female fits no current authentic female form. You can’t get to be Barbie without an ocean’s worth of peroxide, 27 plastic surgeries and a complete lack of intelligence, so it irritates me immensely that this is the toy of choice women give to their daughters to emulate. Behind the vacuous perpetual lipsticked-smile lurks the black heart of the true sociopath, just like in real life."