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I'm a lady...

for everyone who thinks i have the mouth of a sailor. i have the mouth of a well spoken LADY!

Gotta love stupid trash talkers.

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

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Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

nothing against you if you're tan but MY GOD I've been made fun of for being pale my entire life. I'm a redhead.I naturally have a higher chance of skin cancer.

I never said I hated you

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

real friends don't get offended when you insult them. they smile and call you something even more offensive. Me with most of my friends.

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Verbal release therapy

Some call it bitching. I call it Verbal Release Therapy. It's all about perspective, lol!

And so is my India Hicks Tribe! Yes, ladies! indiahicks.com/rep/sherriw  #hallelujahtribe

TGIF: thank god I'm fabulous! Not at all perfect, but I am fabulous in my own quirky, unique way.

I HATE this e-card. HATE it. God bless this man for putting the record straight. http://sunflowerchalice.com/2012/06/07/people-poverty-and-phones-or-the-woman-on-welfare-doesnt-have-an-iphone/  This.

Someday, I hope to be able to afford a new iPhone.like the girl in front of me with the food stamps. i guess if i didnt have to pay for food, i can afford an Iphone

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