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@Holly Beeler yup!!! haha

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're my favorite bitch to bitch about bitches with. McBride This is so perfect for us!

As the Manic Street Preachers put it, 'I live to fall asleep'.

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid s*** is fired. My thoughts exactly after this past week at work. Who is in charge of watching me anyway?

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"Due to circumstances beyond my control.the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.

So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you.

So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you.

Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Hilarious!Hilarious!

Good thing I work in advertising where its socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they arent going to let me drink at work, then they shouldnt let fucktards work here. rather-amusing

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's me.

That's us! Well, some of us are less bitchy than others. She tips our collective karma onto the plus side! // Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's me.

There's going to be food? Okay, I'll come.

honestly, it's literally the deciding factor for most events i'm invited to.

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