oh vodka

Everyone needs something to believe in and I believe Ill have a frozen margarita

My happiness solely depends on if there is an abundant source of sex, vodka, chocolate and glitter.

This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.

So. True.

YES!!!! It is so unfair!!

FUNNY E CARDS!

Seriously. my house

Vodka and penises

Inspiring Messages from Vodka

Always do this! Lol.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hand.

Hahahaha! But seriously.

This vodka tastes like funny quotes alcohol quote jokes lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings humor instagram quotes

amen.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.

funny ecards

Doing this now

Awesome

This made me LOL