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    Vodka and penises

    Haha awesome! Totally doing this

    Should've done this today, lol... cuz of coooourse the ex has to text me today, considering it's valentine's day :P

    Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hand.

    Inspiring Messages from Vodka

    3/4 heartwarming, 1/4 hilarious.

    My happiness solely depends on if there is an abundant source of sex, vodka, chocolate and glitter.


    Hehe a girl at my school was wearing this shirt today and I thougt it was awesome!!! :) – Shirtoopia


    Vodka vs wine


    Hahaha true story.

    Seriously. my house