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Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Seriously my thought for today.Lord give me patience . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

This is what I think when ppl tell me about fb crap.i mean really.I know I don't have fb.bc I don't care about other ppls crap and stupid comments that they'll never say to ur face

Patience.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation.

As evidenced by the 10 year old walking around with his dad in target today with his unedited rap music at full volume in his pocket.

Funny Graduation Ecard: I believe basic common sense should be taught in schools since it obviously isn't being taught at home any longer.

'Classy women don't have one night stands. We just had auditions, and you didn't get a callback.'

Dying this is so awesome! "Classy women don't have one night stands. We just had auditions, and you didn't get a callback.

Dear Lord, I want to thank you for keeping your hand over my mouth today, that could have ended badly!

Dear Lord, I want to thank you for keeping your hand over my mouth today, that could have ended badly! God needs to help me out with this more! :) *there have been days like this, for sure!

Funny Confession Ecard: The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

Haha, sarcastic inspiration: "The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It"

Girls who say, 'a lot of guys are after me,' should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

Here are some funny friendship quotes that I came across, which I had to share. Enjoy these funny quotes about friendships with me.

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. STRAIGHT UP

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