Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
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SO funny! Love it!
These are so funny!
yep----- so funny
This is so true.
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Oh how I love to give these out to people! One of the many reasons I'll be going to a toasty place when I die! ;)
Omg so true!! We have plenty for the desperate, pathetic and drama filled losers we have to deal with!
OMG yassssss!!!! Your boyfriend knows your nicknames and laughs about em. #SorryNotSorry your ugly name no longer exists lmfao
Hahaha. P.T... (Or the nickname where you hold up a finger in front of your tooth and everyone in your family knows who you are referring to).
I busted out laughing at this! My coworkers and I have given so nicknames that others don't know bout
Yep! Heeeeeeheeeeeee! Nicole,Lori,Elizabeth!!!!! And it looks like we passed this down to our younger generation!!!!
There's a guy in my trig class who I've nicknamed Hollywood because he's like the 6th Jacob I've met at my school XD
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ROFL!!! (I once nicked named this guy I worked with 'panface' - he would come to work stoned and he looked like the cartoon guy who has been hit in the face with a pan) LOL
And I'm not kidding...
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This, is decidedly true... Though often my thoughts of running away, are more to do with running away from myself, something I am inherently incapable of doing.
I have threatened to run away more than once. I just can't find the time tofit it into my schedule. :)
Running away now sounds appealing--if only they couldn't catch me and drag me back.
I think about "running away to Arizona" all the time :-)
Running away....yes!-story of my life!!
Story of my life--funny but TRUE.
Run away! Ha yep....so true!
running away from work!
Omg so funny but true.
Birth Control for men makes sense.
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Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest. Truth!
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest. DBSN
This is so funny and true. The use of birth control is mainly on the woman. A sexually active woman always has to be playing a defensive game at all times. We are expected to be the driving force behind preventing pregnancy.
Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest. DBSN. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Birth control for men makes sense. Never thought of it that way!
I'm still laughing... So true!! Birth control for men
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I put this in "funny stuff", but it's painfully true.
Getting ignored is a daily occurance at my house.
Haha this is true in my house with
Very true at my house.
Story of my life...
No body listens...
Home sweet home
Haha so true.
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Story of my life: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.
I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. STRAIGHT UP
I've started hoarding hobby supplies already....
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: COMMON SENSE... is like deodorant, those that need it most, don't use it.
COMMON SENSE... is like deodorant, those that need it most, don't use it. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
That is how I feel today!! Some people.....
Funny Encouragement Ecard....
Well said (:
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Too Funny...Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are...
Lord, grant me the serenity...LOL I must remember this
Lord, grant me the serenity
Funny serenity prayer.
Yes, very true
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Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true
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Bahaha! Amen, gotta keep under that radar!
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Every staff meeting they wonder why I have nothing to say...lol and it is because I really need my job right now.
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this is me exactly at work everyday......i don't mind chatting with people, but if I am totally quiet this is why.......
So perfect for pretty much everyday at my job lol
Can't even count the times I've felt like this.
story of my life.....
All the time
One of those days
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Some days, this is all too true - - this was stolen because of its epicness :)
So true...I could comment so much on this.. but think it says enough
So true! But I am the daughter of a trucker!
Some days, this is all too true
This is how Im feeling today!!!
One of those days....everyday.
Very, very true!
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true story...this is a word of warning for my bff's mil & my other bff's ex.
LOL. If I had a dollar for all the times this has come out of my mouth
You know this is true. As Christian as I try to be, this is so true!
Some people should remember this....
lol story of my life. i hate people.
All the time, same people
So true for some people!
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I only want to get old if my life is going to be like the Golden Girls. YES!!
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Love the Golden Girls!,, oh oh, too late!
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Yes, please! I love the Golden Girls!
love the Golden Girls! Sophia LOL
Oh Blanche Devereaux...
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Free, Confession Ecard: I feel young until I'm around high school kids. Then I'm like, nope, I'm old.
I feel young until I'm around high school kids. Then I'm like, nope, I'm old. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I feel young until I'm around high school kids. Then I'm like, nope, I'm old. Yup, and that's a lot lately since I've been subbing. Just say NO to subbing!!
I only feel old when I'm around my teenage daughter and her friends.
Replace with college students and then it's my life as a ccd.
High school kids? Try college kids.
Umm my PTA friends...!
Story of my life
Haha so true
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Hahahaha!! Not in my house, I don't even get those 12 seconds!! Lol!!!
in half a day i have filled the laundry basket again :(
this is my house ha, i'm lucky if i get that long!
Well...not SO funny, really. Mostly just sad.
Need to paint this on the laundry room wall
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Laundry...I hate laundry
Story. Of. My. Life.
Haha, so true!
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That moment when you've been away from your best friend forever, but the moment you reconnect its like you never left.... True!! Miss my BFF!!!
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little inappropriate..but made me giggle
True story (best friends)
Why is it when a certain person goes on vacation I feel like I am on vacation?
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eCards - I'm not shy. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to. Most of you aren't.