Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

This is so true.

And I'm not kidding...

Birth Control for men makes sense.


Damn straight!

Yep. Hahah!


Yes, very true

Bahaha! Amen, gotta keep under that radar!

This is true, My Stevie!! lol <3

One of those days



Pretty accurate

so true


Why is it when a certain person goes on vacation I feel like I am on vacation?

eCards - I'm not shy. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to. Most of you aren't.