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"I hope a bird shits on your face today." This seriously made me have a giggle fit.

Sweetie, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Quote by Marilyn Monroe

Sweetie, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Quote by Marilyn Monroe LOVE THIS!

I now have a new name to yell at stupid drivers.

Get over it, twat waffle. i am not sure why i did not think of this awesome term!

Look at all the fucks I give!

wtf: With a fuck fuck here. And a fuck fuck there. Here a fuck. There a fuck. Everywhere a fuck fuck. (You know you're singing it .

I feel this way sometimes

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: You there: Fuck off! And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

LOL omg this made me laugh so hard you probably heard me in your room

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Adding 'and shit' at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: ' I was playing with my bubbles and shit.

Some of the students that visit BU housing could learn from this.

quit your poor, pitiful me stuff.Oh boy can I put a face to this!

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today. - or most days.

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