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I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

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Pathological Liar, Take Care, Narcissist, The Games, My Son, Behavior, Bump, Father, Lion

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Checked my credit report. It said,

I need a good laugh. Let me see some hilarious wedding/marriage related meme's, ecards, cartoons, photos, videos anything that makes you laugh.

This is by far your most fucked up idea...i'll be there in 10 minutes.

This is by far your most fucked up idea.i'll be there in 10 minutes.

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[57 images] UFUNK – La Sélection du Week End n°7

Sociopathic psychotic narcissist

I'm not leaving daddy because of you. I'm leaving because he's an insufferable sociopathic asshole.

Random, Funny, Tired Funny, So Funny, Hilarious

I AM lame like that :)

Your e cards: I just wanna hold your hand and be all cute and stuff. I'm lame like that

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.