Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not..."

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not..."

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.

I laughed out loud.   Also, I think my students literally think I am a crazy person when I tell them that I don't have a Twitter account.

I laughed out loud. Also, I think my students literally think I am a crazy person when I tell them that I don't have a Twitter account.

ain't nobody got time for that! - This is for you Lisa, lol. Ever since you showed the video to my family, that's all I hear!

ain't nobody got time for that! - This is for you Lisa, lol. Ever since you showed the video to my family, that's all I hear!

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