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For real, 11 year olds with "it's complicated" as their relationship status?

Then the parents look at you. *Awkward*

to me this reads as if one is making faces to a stanger's baby when the stranger's parents arent looking. so this would only work if the baby's grandparents are present and not looking at the one making faces.

hilarious (99 problems and the bitch aint one...if you don't catch the reference)

OMG, one halloween party costume DONE SON! Except I want my shirt to say "I aint" & Beyonce

ohmygoodness. yes.

I always have at least one mystery bruise. You have to poke it to see how much it hurts.you'd think you'd remember something that hurt that bad!

I always check... Carly, Carley, but NEVER Karly.

OMG, I used to say I couldn't find a keychain with my name on it, all the time. So hilarious. I love my name, keychain or not.

Why men were created first (What a great post:) Thank you God!)    Now, I pray you take away menstrual cramps and over-eating before my period:)

God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece.