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I Waste So Much Time

... my-sentiments-exactly

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He told me I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing.

I was ADD before we knew what ADD was.  No meds . . . just go play outside.

Funny pictures about Attention deficit disorder. Oh, and cool pics about Attention deficit disorder. Also, Attention deficit disorder.

Yes, I did. Haha. Love Friends!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

hahaha story of my life thus far...

Remember camping and Aspen and Caitlin were like " we ran this morning" and I replied " well I ate a donut" same exact thing.

Pretty Amazing

Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. I will believe ANYTHING. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

Dear Auto-Correct...

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

So true

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

Sing at the top of your lungs.. if you cant carry a tune, louder is better!  LOL

Yes, I know I can't sing. Yes, I'm going to keep singing anyway. Music Makes Me Happy Quote. I Don't Care!

Yes!

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Codyyyy

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

Then I productively pinned for an hour...or two

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

Can't argue with incontrivertible logic - A Toddler's Rules of Possession.

Funny pictures about A toddler's rules of possession. Oh, and cool pics about A toddler's rules of possession. Also, A toddler's rules of possession photos.

Haha this made me laugh

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?