People who nailed it in 2013 <> OMG some of these had me in tears!!! Number 15....

People who nailed it in 2013 <> OMG some of these had me in tears!!! Number 15....

I think I am still laughing - and guarantee I will repeat this at least 1,000,000 times!

I think I am still laughing - and guarantee I will repeat this at least 1,000,000 times!

Salmonella my ass.  I'm eating the batter.

Life is a Constant Battle

All of my friends are posting intense political rants on facebook, and I'm just over here like, 'Hey, I made pancakes!'

All of my friends are posting intense political rants on facebook, and I'm just over here like, 'Hey, I made pancakes!'

Nice!! Mine would say "While I was recovering from cancer (and bald) and you were leading all of us to believe you were the caring husband, when really you were using your job as a deputy sheriff to find other women to fuck, including the snatch you spend -most- of your time with now!"  Dang.. if only I'd seen this a year ago... oh the fun I would have had!

Nice!! Mine would say "While I was recovering from cancer (and bald) and you were leading all of us to believe you were the caring husband, when really you were using your job as a deputy sheriff to find other women to fuck, including the snatch you spend -most- of your time with now!" Dang.. if only I'd seen this a year ago... oh the fun I would have had!

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