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Too sober how i feel pretty much everyday.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not, I know I'm a bitch, & I own that shit like a motherfucker.

Tiffy Pop!  Here is the one you talking about, Ha ha, I freaking love it, snort snort!

Speaking in cursive. love it! HAHA Does anyone still write in cursive?

this is the most accurate thing ever.

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

Hahah my dad drinks screwdrivers, and made a whole container once, and my sister drank it, thinking it was OJ!

I Found the Vodka It Was Hiding in the Orange Juice Funny Plastic Sign Wall Sign

Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

Good think I work in advertising where it's socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

Omg yes!!! Maybe he would actually understand!!! Haha

Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 112 Pics. And I wish I could bring my dad to my highschool for the same reason.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Says my husband to me.I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Yes, and cookies, brownies and anything else covered, smothered, dipped, dunked, infused, injected, topped, candied or baked with chocolate!

I wish cake went straight to my boobs.I am laughing so hard, but really I do lol

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