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Don't worry Dick's Hideaway is ready to make your work week better, keep your pants on and visit us soon.

OH, how I grow tired of this. A few people on my friends list are SUPER guilty. Is your life THAT bad?

Don't let this happen to you. Call #Cortineo. We're local, and we can come out to your office location if we can't fix a #technology problem remotely (and we won't transfer your call, we promise). www.Cortineo.com

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.


Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!

Alright STOP!!lol

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

@Emily Braun, I thought of you when I saw this!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!


Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

adhd meme - Google Search

I haven't been diagnosed with adhd, but I have all the problems.

Pinterest wedding #ecard #funny These are making me feel better about myself. I'm not the only one who does this... I mean come on I don't even have a #boyfriend

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol