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SomeEcards - I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.

Connie Austin, this is totally something you would say to sometime! Haha!

Basically my life goal

I hate the quotes on the pastel background, but this is so true. I never chase shots, and should really stop chasing men…

Oh how true :) "I don't even chase shots.what makes you think I'll chase after YOU?

This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard? #masterdegree

This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard? #masterdegree

Load of crap

Ecards

Two faced bitches.

first thing to happen when I walk into my house!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off.

I'm sorry your insecurity makes you post all of your personal issues on facebook for attention.

Try being a dispatcher!

This is exactly how I feel at this moment!!!! Should I get the paper for you?

Can I tell this to some people I'm just sayin

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick. this goes out to those that can't shut the fuck up about themselves.

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me... I'm like "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?!"

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar.

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a

I know, I swear a lot.

yup, so true Knox :)

stalkers

stalkers

"It doesn’t surprise me anymore when someone says they only wear yoga pants; it surprises me when someone wears something other than yoga pants. I mean, WHY?"

7 Reasons Yoga Pants Are A Mommy Must

My yoga pants don't know how to do yoga.

I escape to Pinterest to avoid the drama on Facebook. Now it Follows me on Pinterest. More pinterest drama Sophie!!!

definitely pick beer over being a Victoria's secret model though