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Yes you are.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I met a few pricks in my life. but you my friend are the freaking cactus.

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Lol I will never have a baby on board sticker on my car ever! : *Baby On Board* Oh really? I WAS going to ram into the back of your car, but now I wont.

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil. A really tasty, and quick, pasta side dish. Great…

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil

It's called diarrhea of the mouth. Some people don't know when to shut their mouths!

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires. (This is SO how I feel some days.was close a couple times today.

Yes. Get over it and accept the fact that fat twatwaffle midget is not his type

Get over it and accept the fact that fat twatwaffle midget is not his type

haha @Vanessa Gregory this is pretty much your description of me, except, everyday.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Outta the way, world. I've got my sassy pants on today. (Too funny!

that's bat crap crazy.

And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage. Haha I definitely know some people like this.

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