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The babysitter fidgeted. "Yes, everything is fine, the kids are sleeping.  But... um, the huge clown in the spare bedroom.  I thought it moved earlier.  Does it move?  Is there a way to turn him off?" When there was no reply, she added.  "I know.  I'm being silly..."  "No-no," the mother's voice sounded worried.   "You're not silly, it's just... I lock that door to keep the kids out.  You said it's open?  And, I don't mean to panic you, but, we don't own a clown doll--at all.

The babysitter fidgeted. "Yes, everything is fine, the kids are sleeping. But... um, the huge clown in the spare bedroom. I thought it moved earlier. Does it move? Is there a way to turn him off?" When there was no reply, she added. "I know. I'm being silly..." "No-no," the mother's voice sounded worried. "You're not silly, it's just... I lock that door to keep the kids out. You said it's open? And, I don't mean to panic you, but, we don't own a clown doll--at all.

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