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everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

This is so me!  I have to bite my lip when someone uses "seen" when "saw" is correct.  As in, "I seen it around here somewhere."  That's not Southern slang.  It's just stupid.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

How to be a supermodel

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

Lol,  true.  I know so many women with broomsticks :-)

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

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This was so me in school!My Dad would always ask me as a Kid and even now as a teacher if they didn't let me talk in school. Because I'd talk so much when I got home!

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Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

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Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!

It just has to be perfect

I'm sorry my OCD made decorating the Christmas tree together unpleasant. Sounds like my house, EVERY year.

Jajajajaja queda peor de como estaba. I did not write that spanish, but I decided to leave it anyway cuz I don't know what it says.  It might be important.

Story of my life. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!

Oh yea!

I must need an interpreter because when I say “Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car”, my kids hear, “It’s a good time to poop.

One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

facebook... facebook... facebook...

Some People Might As Well Post 'Wants Attention' As FB Status - Album Art for Musicians & Wallpapers Backgrounds for iPhone, Android

An ugly heart creates an ugly face, b***h.

I finally made my own someecard! i said this one day and thought to myself, I should make that an ecard. I mean you know how clever those church signs can be, come on! love it!

Hold tight to your memories

"Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog. Always remember the joy-filled days!

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

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