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I also hate when cashiers ask, 'Did you find everything ok?' Um no, do you want to stop ringing me up and show me to the graham crackers?

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

Some people let their kids run wild and cause others to want to throttle them. People, teach your kids some manners! You're supposed to be raising kids, not dogs.

Nick and Jess from New Girl. This is me when I eat pizza, tortillas, chocolate, etc.

so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts [and skirts] should be longer than your vagina. (And this is really, really, REALLY not something to be worn by younger girls!

If alcohol labels told the truth.

If alcohol labels told the truth.

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

Yep.

Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. erinmavrides Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

Like the girl in my Animal Behavior class--everyone behind her is constantly rolling their eyes when she attempts to make jokes--so sad--you are not funny

Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.

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