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Or when they ask, Did you find everything you were looking for?" I look sadly at my spouse and say no but you can ring him up for me anyway; and I will be needing help to my car.

I wake up everyday planning to be productive then a voice in my head says "ha ha good one" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap

There are people on Facebook who fail to grasp the difference between: ‘what’s on your mind?’ and ‘you should talk to a therapist about that’.