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Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. Did my boys do this!!!
....Story of my life. <3 Wouldn't have it any other way. .....Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace.
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children...and it works every time.
I can see my boys doing this Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace.
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. pretty certain this is a conversation that happened in my house today.
Funny Stuff / Right? I can actually hear my son saying this to his sister....
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy..... yep pretty much sums up my life lol
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. Story of my life!!!!1
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True...you can see every crazy bi-polar, juxtaposed thought I have...chocolate cake recipe, check- impossible workout, check, quote about high minded ideals, check, ecard with low minded humor, check...
If you really want to get to know me don't stalk me on Facebook....just follow me on Pinterest. TRUE. TRUE. TRUE. (In fact ... I JUST told my husband ... if he really wanted to know all about me ... check out my PINTEREST boards.) Crazy, eh?
hahahaha, you're the REAL creepy stalker lol
Love love love Pinterest :) addicted
Ecard follow me on pinterest
yep this is the real me.
haha made me giggle
But for real.
Let me file that under fuck it.
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I laughed uncontrollably when I first saw this. I mean, really. So true.
Work would be so much less stressful if we were drunk. | Workplace Ecard
Now all I need is a filing cabinet!
oh what a handy file folder.
just funny stuff
I've been here for a while now.
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I've been here for a while now.--follow me (Hannah Hunter Seagraves) for more interesting pins, I follow back #follow #followme #followback #truth #ecards #humor #giggles #funny #grins #smiles #screwit
I remember the day my mom came home from work and said that she'd reached that point...haha
Pretty much all my life. I don't think things through much.
LOL>>>>so thats what old people are thinking
Ha - all the time.
: Golden Age
All my life
For REAL.... ; )
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Im always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me. funny-stuff
I'm always worried about the safety of my children
I always worry about my children then...:)
Just a reminder to my teenage daughters!
Safety of my children.
So true! sassy kids
This is so true!!!
Haha! So true!!!
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I have the most awesome kid ever. I would hang out with her even if I wasn't her mother. That's saying a lot. Love her.
All I have to do is get on an airplane with other people's kids to realize what an awesome kid I have!
And they sure are! So thankful for my awesome kids!
Thank you Lord for my awesome kids!
We got awesome kids!
My awesome kid! (:
OMG love it!
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You can give me all the 'I don't love you Mommy' looks you want to, but who are you going to call when you need your butt wiped? Yep!!
You can give me all the 'I don't love you Mommy' looks you want to, but who are you going to call when you need your butt wiped? Repinned by Apraxia Kids Learning. Come join us on Facebook at Apraxia Kids Learning Activities and Support- Parent Led Group.
EXACTLY! lol @Erica Cerulo Cerulo Sutter.....I need to remember this right!? ;o)
BAHAHAHA So funny even though I don't wipe my daughter's butt anymore.
Who are you going to call when you need your butt wiped?
exactly! my children back when.....hahahhahahahahhahah!
Mommy, mommy, mommy!!
Story. Of. My. Life!
My son!!! Lol
Oh so true!
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Sometimes. Homework with 3 kids, inevitably at least 2 will complain and whine and one worksheet takes forever to do...I love no homework Fridays.
Most definitely. I do a happy dance in my head when he says he doesn't have homework.
Truth. Hated homework the first time around, hate it the second time around...
Very true! I hate homework more than my kids for sure!
Omg!!! I'm so happy when my kids have no homework!!!
This is totally me with Justin's homework....
SOooo TRUE! lol! @Staci Gaddy @Kristin Brown
Sometimes... All the time
Why CRAZYTOWN? Well, let me see... one overly dramatic nine-year old, one accident-prone, but otherwise quite sensible middle child, a mischievous toddler, a husband who works a messy job, house that won’t clean itself, carpools to drive, bills to pay, a crafting business to fulfill my need to craft and now a blog... Yeah, all that adds up to a lil’ bit of craziness at home…especially when the big kids get home from school in the afternoons (because I hate homework almost as much as the kids do! In fact, maybe I hate it more than they do!!). Crafting is my hobby, but sometimes it’s more like an obsession. I’ve been known to dream of craft projects (but also sometimes Candy Crush and Pet Rescue Saga, is that normal??) and once the idea is there it has to come out! It’s kind of like craft nausea, the idea lurks around on the edge of consciousness and won’t leave until it’s started so you could say that I vomit out our craft projects (yeah, that’s probably not normal!!). So, that’s Crazytown. Pull up a chair and don't worry, screaming is just part of the process, you'll get used to it!
Yes, damn you pinterest! but then again thank you for making me forget about all the shit I need to do so I am less stressed for at least a little while :)
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pinterest addiction @Mike Tucker Carlson this will be you soon(;
I really do! I've become a Pinterest addict!
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Funny Family Ecard: Some people may think I'm forgetful. However, I'm just suffering from BMS. Busy Mom Syndrome. So true some days! @Katie Schermerhorn
Some people may think I'm forgetful. However, I'm just suffering from BMS. Busy Mom Syndrome. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Family Ecard: Some people may think Im forgetful. However, Im just suffering from BMS. Busy Mom Syndrome.
Busy Mom Syndrome! LOL! It's a real thing! #funnymommeme #motherhood #lifewithkids
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Forgetful , nah ! Busy mom syndrome
More like single mom syndrome..
Story of my life!!!
ALL THE TIME
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Story of my life at the shop. "I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question." | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
You know the people at the pharmacy think this. Just like they giggle when you pick up your Viagra!
i cant hear you, so i'll just laugh and hope it wasnt a question #funny #ecard
SO TRUE! my life story haha
#someecard Story of my life
Story of my life. So true
My thoughts exactly.
LoL e cards.
This is so effective :)
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lol i will remember this when i start teaching (omg, that was already a comment on this pic from the tumblr where I got it--but it totally works for me!) — Don't yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper; it's much scarier.
I know it was for me... wish it worked with my kid. Nothing scares him it seems. He could benefit from a little fear.
Parenting tips need to remember this one for way in the future!
I remember this happening when I was a kid....its so true!! Lol
How to freak out your kids. So true. My dad was a pro at this!
My Dad did this with me. It works!
Funny stuff and so true!
Don’t yell at your kids
giggling so true
Story of my life
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ha ha Funny....so true. Someday my 3 year-old will understand privacy, and not freak out if I lock the door.
story of my life Sometimes it doesn't matter how old they are for this to happen. They just stand outside the door
Yep! Every.single.time. if you close and lock the door, you might as well have slammed their fingers in the door!
Story of my life! And if you lock the door well then that just turns into a toddler freaking out and banging on the door until you open it.
Story of my life, except they don't stare.....just stand outside the door....
So true! Every single time, it never fails!
So sad. Yet, so true. Story of my life!
Why do e cards really know my life?
Did my kids write this ecard?
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I tell this to a guy at work all the time. Not in these exact words but pretty damn close! It's so funny to find an ecard with it!
Thought bout puttin this under my ecards section... But it fits so much better here. And you know why. ;) bitches be crazy!
Nice try! It's over! You lose! Sorry boutcha! When you get down remember everything i have and strive as hard as you can to catch up!
This is one I need to make true. Inconsequential people can still affect your mojo....if you choose to let them...
Looks like a joke but its true. Don't let anyone to insult you. You have the power to not value any stupid comment
Ha! Someone tried to insult me via FB, but they didn't know I laughed instead because I think they are a jackass! LOL!!!
This is one I need to make true. Inconsequential people can still affect your mojo....if you choose to let them...
I think this pin is TRUE, therefore I am going to put it on MY board, and MY followers are going to know I posted it.
FAO That sanctimonious bitch who tried to tell me what to pin, and to make my boards private: Get over yourself. Now. Or you'll end up a very lonely, bitter old woman.
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Funny Mother's Day Ecard: Yes, I know I the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home the hospital.
Funny Mother's Day Ecard: Yes, I know I the meanest mom in the world. They made me sing a contract before I could bring you home the hospital....Lol, in a couple of years, I'll probably hear this!
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Funny Mother's Day Ecard:
Funny Mother's Day
I want to be a kid again
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True... You always say when you're little 'I can't wait to grow up' but when the time is there you wish you're little again.
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to be a grown up anymore. It's not nearly as much fun as it was supposed to be.
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Truth. I have even told my kids that. With growing up comes responsible Don't rush it because it will come soon enough
I feel this way all the time, especially when the teenagers say, "I can't wait to grow up"
People lied!!! Fuck being an adult!!
Yep. I don't wanna grow up #ecards
This is real life.
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If being sarcastic burned calories... I would be on skinny bitch!!! Bahahaha! Ahahaha my actual life
If being sarcastic burned calories... I would be on skinny bitch!!! Bahahaha! Visit Us @ http://www.fun.w-o-w.club/fol/he-who-smiles-in-a-crisis-has-found
If being sarcastic burned calories... I would be one skinny bitch!!! Bahahaha!
I would just be a skeleton haha
so totally me
haha so true
Ha! I laughed for about 5 min on this!
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Ha hilarious! @Heidi Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Haugen Lara
HAHAHA! My life right now with Bella Sue
hahaha exactly!! Love my girls :)
hahaha story of my life!!!
for my future children lol
This is so funny! hahahah
If I had a girl
'Oh, I'm sorry... Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?'
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LOL....this is one of my BIGGEST pet peeves. REALLY!!?? Wait until I am done and then by all means speak.
One of my biggest pet peeves, interrupting me while I'm talking! This has been my life lately!
Biggest pet peeve in my life!!! Don't interrupt it makes you look like an idiot.
BIGGEST PET PEEVE. INTERRUPTING. UGH. Thank You eCards.
one of my biggest pet peeves... So true!
That S**t drives me CRAZY!
pet peeve e-card
Funny stuff :)
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this seems like every weekend for me these days... quotes
haha so true... This is totally me right now
So true and used to be the story of my life!
story of my life (finals week)
Soooo nursing school quote.
HA! So true in my life
So I take a nap lol
Ecards SO TRUE
Funny Baby Ecard: I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.