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Justin Timberlake though <3

Funny Music Ecard: Justin Timberlake is making a comeback and Justin Beiber is finally at his breaking point. There can only be one Justin. True that

Hot mess! Drink wine instead!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

True. And I, myself have planned many murders...

Never mistake silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

Blunt Cards Coffee | can t tell you the number of times i ve fantasized about running my ...

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

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Everyone is having babies or getting married

Not that being married or having Children is a bad thing it is pretty awesome as well but just for those moments when I get that look ohhh your single . Hahah working and going to college is awesome too :)

"5The line at an E.L.James book signing is the perfect place to find your cougar. Just remember to wear a grey tie."

James book signing is the perfect place to find your cougar. Just remember to wear a grey tie.

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Be careful in that tanning bed, or I will starting telling u that u have been dorito raped

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