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Here's to all my inked up friends that make fun of me and call me chicken for never getting one!  HA!  Go on with your bumper sticker selves!

In my defense ;) When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them "would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?" Funny sayings / jokes / ecards

He really has no Idea after all this time I still get butterflies, He's the only one who has my eyes,To him I'm beautiful, To me He's Fine, Im so thankful his heart is mine.

Thanks for giving my husband a place to live after you wrecked our family. On a good note, he has only cheated on you a few times. sorry HO bag.

I don't drink coffee, but my co-workers all got a laugh out of this! haha!

The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into gallon of piss.

Funny Workplace Ecard: The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss.

Hilarious meme from the house of funny  Click on the picture to see hundreds more!

Omg this was totally me doing a somersault for Harper. My neck hurt for days.

"Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you never go back” -Kenny Chesney

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But, if the white runs out, I'll drink the red. Love my Wine, tis the season

Obviously!!! I've even watched youtube videos and still can't do it!!!

Rottenecards - I just decided today that I'm done pretending that I'm not a bitch.

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