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I just took a long, hot, uninterrupted shower. Then I remember I am a mom and ran to see what was on fire. (My kids are a little older now but I remember the time.

Motherhood is a series of unfortunate events that bonds women together in the most thankless and revolting job on earth. Ok, so it’s much more than that, too, but the unfortunate events are definitely part of the universal experience.

The Badges of Motherhood

The Badges of Motherhood - Scary Mommy I have earned a good chunk of these.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

Only child humor funny siblings seconds

Only child humor funny siblings seconds.I love my Second child.he is incredible!

The real reason mommies say kids need naps.

Is this true, ladies? Is there a secret stash of cookies? Break them bad boys out cause I want me a cookie!

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

I must need an interpreter because when I say “Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car”, my kids hear, “It’s a good time to poop.” | Snarkecards

I must need an interpreter because when I say “Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car”, my kids hear, “It’s a good time to poop.

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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 35 Pics

Don't think this applies to just stay at home moms! On Being a Stay at Home Mom: Half of the time I feel like I'm running an insane asylum.the other half I feel I belong in one.

I'm terrified to reach into my purse and feel around! It's awful!

Any mother has experienced this at one time or another! I always have a hot wheels car or Lego.

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! I dont know why this made me chuckle.

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

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