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Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy. I wish my job would let me add this to my email signature- it would cut down on replies
There are some people in my life who I have to assume this from...
applies to text messages too lol
this is me almost every night. LOL
Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald ?'
I do so many things well, none of which generate income.
Pinky up bitch...we fancy here
Lol. I can't sleep without a blanket because I feel like someone will get me if I don't! LOL
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Dinner again? Damnit, I just fed them yesterday.
Whenever I'm complimented on an amazing recipe, I think to myself, 'Maybe the seven hours a day I spend on Pinterest aren't such a waste after all.'
Social skills fail... This happens to me all the time. When someone says, "Hello!" And then i say, "Good! Thank you!"... -facepalm-
The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'
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I'm my own biggest fan. I'm going to repin all my pins just to double the awesome.