My mother always told me to put things back where I found them.... So I'm about to put this bitch in her place.

My mother always told me to put things back where I found them.... So I'm about to put this bitch in her place.

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like...  nooooooooo....

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like... nooooooooo....

It doesn't come out very often. But when it does...YIKES!

It doesn't come out very often. But when it does...YIKES!

I'd jump up and down for joy, but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense. @Sabrina Muhlmeyer

I'd jump up and down for joy, but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense. @Sabrina Muhlmeyer

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

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