If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind ...     I'd be SO skinny!

If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind ... I'd be SO skinny!

Whether you eat it or throw it out, it's all going to the same place. JUST THROW IT AWAY.

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Whether you eat it or throw it out, it's all going to the same place. JUST THROW IT AWAY.

I want to be skinny like the Victoria's Secret models; but I just like FOOD too much.

I want to be skinny like the Victoria's Secret models; but I just like FOOD too much.

Cyndi Lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun." Pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat.

Cyndi Lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun." Pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat.

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

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