True Statements ~ Quotes & Inspirations for Photographers ~ Honest Abe on Photography

True Statements ~ Quotes & Inspirations for Photographers ~ Honest Abe on Photography

The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”    This is the best - oh my God:    He’s bread, Jim.    (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)

The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” This is the best - oh my God: He’s bread, Jim. (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)

Haha for me it's more like "hmmm Jesus probably wouldn't be too thrilled with me"

Haha for me it's more like "hmmm Jesus probably wouldn't be too thrilled with me"

Laughing so hard no noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

Laughing so hard no noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

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