“Mother Teresa didn't walk around complaining about her thighs—she had shit to do" - Sarah Silverman
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#quotes #mother #Teresa #thighs #motivation #inspiration #life
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Don't we cat ladies all know it?! Btw, this cat is HUGE!!!
Deal with it. #animals #cute #funny #cats
Blackjack Cat! That's a big cat!
Why, what a good day to work on my Litha ritual..." *sit down at laptop* *type about six words* *cat lays on keyboard and looks at you* "Nope... pet first type later"
thats me all right instead of wine say chips
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Funny quotes - my heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad.
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My heart says chocolate and wine but...... so true
Wine quotes: My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god woman, eat a salad. Funny! #Winequote #winehumor #wine #CAwineclub
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 72 Pics
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I feel it in my soul - story of my life
True story. Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul. #running #motivation #fitness #slowgonotnogo
Hungry. I feel that shit in my soul #funny quote
I feel it in my soul so true I love food
Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul. Truth.
This made me laugh this morning. I eat all day. Seriously every few hours. No one ever got fat from eating whole, nutritious, clean superfoods! Starvation is NOT an option for me. My goal is to gain lean muscle, not breakdown every ounce of muscle in my body and dehydrate myself by not eating. I hate being hungry. I do feel that shit in my soul! Starvation zaps your energy, ruins your metabolism, and is completely unsustainable both mentally and biologically. Hangry is a real emotion! And it is NOT pretty!
A suggestion for what to do with your opinion.
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I might just make this our christmas card this year...
Your Opinion Instructions, I'm still laughing. this is hilarious! #funny #humor
Your Opinion Instructions - This is AWFUL but so funny
Will be in my office one day
Oh, I'm gonna remember this little visual aid whenever someone at work is going on about their opinion on something....
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lol jesus, love that guy
This is awful but still so funny
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I Was Inverted Top Gun Shirt: Top Gun Mens T-Shirt
Gross but funny
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I Got A New Stick Deodorant Today...
Ha! This tickled my funny bone just right!!
Human air freshener? Yes!
Deodorant smells lovely!
Now that is what i call a blonde moment!!
The face is so great too.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except for sober. I've pretended to be sober a few times.
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The only thing I pretend to be is sober
Haha yes! #quotes #sayings #funny #humor #laugh
never not repinning
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This has got to be my all time favorite Key and Peele sketch ever. This is quoted every day of my life as my brother's name is A-A-ron.
The video for this is hilarious! This has got to be my all time favorite Key and Peele sketch ever. LMAO! Substitute teachers be like
this is my all time favorite thing on the planet I love it so much and I could watch it over and over and never get sick of it
This has got to be my all time favorite Key and Peele sketch ever. " You dun messed up A-AY-RON." XD
One of the best Key Peele sketches so far!
This has got to be my all time favorite Key and Peele sketch ever. So funny...
I Don't Need Therapy, I Have My Cats =p
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And those come in all colors, religions, sizes... #discrimination #life #quotes
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability or size. I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
ecards | judging people on being an asshole
Oh, the life of a cat!!!!!@@@@@ Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 70 Pics NOTE this is so much me. ;-)
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Well you must be tired! #cats #pets #catmemes facebook.com/sodoggonefunny
so exhausted! #funny #cat #kitty #kitten
Only 15 hours : ) .... sounds familiar! Keep up the positive steps towards reversing symptoms. You are not "stuck" likes forever. Worth the effort to regain a better, less painful quality life. I promise !
Oh, the life of a cat...poor thing. ;o)
Well, since I work in a restaurant, I can defend us workers. We ask this because some people just come in to ask questions, or to use the restroom, or they eat at the bar. Probably about half the people who actually walk in don't sit at a table. That being said, it would make my day if someone said this to me.
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Funny Pregnancy Shirts!
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Familiophobia Maternity Dark T-Shirt
These Hilarious Maternity T-Shirts Almost Make Me Want To Be Pregnant Again | Being Pregnant #Funny #Fitness #Humor
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Even Grumpy Cat likes Ryan Gosling!! #Baby Cats #cute cats
Grumpy Cat - Hey girl..... NO. Grumpy Cat #GrumpyCat #Humor #Meme
Even Ryan Gosling can make Grumpy cat smile
Even Grumpy Cat likes Ryan Gosling... Laughed more than I should've
I just want to remove all the stupid people in this world and replace them with cats.
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Cats everywhere! =^..^=
Crazy cat lady!
It would be me, my best friends and 7 billion cats.
But not stupid cats. :) This is actually a great idea. Cats and dogs alike are much better than some of these people you meet up with out in public these days. They can only bark or meow so there's no stupidity coming out of their mouths. And you can tell them to go away if they start to annoy you. They're just loving creatures who aren't capable of the nastiness that people are capable of.
It make the world a better place.