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Excuse the language, but this is HILARIOUS and oh so true:)

Kinda+tired+of+having+a+'job'+and+having+to+'go+to+work'+and+'pay+bills'.+Now+accepting+applications+for+a+sugar+daddy.

Sometimes, I miss you. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, "No. I'm good."

Free, Encouragement Ecard: You can only say, "WTF?" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.