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I asked Siri this twice to see if I would get the same answer. First she said, "I don't know, but I think there's an app for that." The second time she said "It's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya." lmao

That's not what Siri says! All she says is "it's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya" (yes I got out my phone and asked siri what the meaning of life is)

Thank goodness I got smart. I was too young before to understand what kind of man I needed. Thank goodness I matured and found the RIGHT MAN!

The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is to find the right man. So don't worry it you're still single, because the right man is just harder to come by.

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30 Powerful Quotes [INFOGRAPHIC]

30 Dr Seuss quotes than can change your life. Pinner says: I thank my parents for getting me a Dr.Seuss book set when I was a kid. Seuss books taught me how to be myself.

Wisdom from the monster.

21 Things Living Below The Line Will Teach You

Inspirational Cookie Monster - Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

Hey, guys! Why did the cookie go to the doctor? HE FELT CRUMMY!!!!! :D never gets old to me

Sweet Blessings: Signs, Signs, and more Signs - alwayssss calling the monsters "smart cookies." and alwayssss hearing, "i'm not a cookie!" love it.


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"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so you can appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no-one but yourself. And someones good things fall apart, so better things can fall together" -Marilyn Monroe

One of my favourite sayings.sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together

My girl knows her stuff

Disney // Pocahontas // sorry I'm posting so many Disney quotes but everyone loves Disney, right?

Failure is feedback, and feedback is the breakfast of champions! (All-time fave fortune cookie fortune!)

‘I do not fail. i succeed in finding out what does not work’ T-Shirt by digerati